omgwtfpwnd

happy easter
thanks, Paul, for the link. lol!

second hand reports are always unreliable
So all sorts of people from about town have been offering different opinions on the state of the disc golf course at Lincoln Park; yesterday, Derek and I went to check it out. So far, the front nine holes remain completely underwater, and the water is so high that I had to carefully drive off to the right on #10 so my disc didn't go in the river. The back nine holes were in various states of spongy and muddy; 10 was mostly dry, 17 and 18 were somewhat dry, and the rest had a layer of slippery mud coating them. 14 (the long one) had standing water in the middle of the fairway, and 16 was incredibly slick around the pin, so we skipped those two. The course will not really be playable for another week yet.

sign-adjusting hilarity
Seen on the AmericInn sign at 17th Ave. and Columbia Rd., at about 4 am:
THERE THERE
I SPANK LIL
WANT TO BE
A WHORE

omgwtflolbbq.

go twins
Minnesota bitch-slaps the Yankees... barely. I will be watching today's game for sure. It's been a great series so far.