jumped the shark

i dodged a massive bullet in rehab group tonight.

without breaking confidentiality, I can say that I somehow managed to avoid a massive, prison-sized bullet this evening.

having done that, i am grateful for every single thing, good or bad, that has happened to me since my release. i just want everyone to know that every minute i've spent outside of the care of the north dakota department of corrections and rehabilitation has been uniformly & categorically better than every minute that i've ever spent in it.

in other news...

1 props go to kevin for helping me to popularize the word "recoculous." splash, bro ^_^

2 school starts in one week. it's about time.

3 cindy sheehan is a great american under attack by the right-wing spin machine.

4 if i could, i would have bob costas's children. his interview on "larry king live" with conan o'brien was side-splitting.

5 we should say "harvest our craps," anyways, because "craps" is a funny word.

thank you and good night. morning. whatev'.